SAO: Gamebreakers

"Good enough, as excuses go!" Jeff produced a torch from his inventory and lit the stuff.

"Ok so whose going to pull the catapult and give the fallen a Viking send off because my INT isn't high enough? Asuna you were the only one who know them."

Asuna was going to say something but she stopped herself "Fine"

"if you don't want to we can kick my brother."

"Are you really?"

"Nick happens to rhyme with kick."

"Going to kick him? sorry don't know what you're asking."

"Yes kick him"

"To wake him up. Yes i'm his brother and a hypocrite. I'ld kick him to wake him, force him to do one thing, then tell him to go back to sleep. Is that a bad thing?"

"I dunno. Asuna seems to be against insanity and/or fun. So probably."

"No she's just pro-servival, and doesn't quite comprehend the fact that we're insane and bored."

"Well I was the original insane, the only reason you lot are insane is because you hang around me for two years straight."

"True but it doesn't matter if you were already ill. We're all messed up so we try to make each other laugh, because we would rather laugh than become a depressed stickler in the mud. So we end up doing things that commonly match up with the saying. Hey look what i can do. That Asuna is our mental states in a nut shell."

"Nick, I took psychology and I can assure you I do insane things because it's damn fun and for no other reason."

"I was summing up myself and marcus. I'm not going to touch on whats wrong with you. Nor could I"

"If you try you will not like it" Marcus says from the ground

"Go back to sleep." Nick pulls out his trumpet
"Noew Asuna what do you want USSS!!! (eyeing JEFF) to play for their send off? Taps, 21 guns take your pick."

Jeff wasn't good with the nonverbals and completely missed what Nick was trying to get across.

"What's Taps" Asuna asked

"Seriously? That's the song they play at military funerals. In every movie ever. Next thing you're going to tell me is you don't know what Let It Go sounds like."

"Well sorry just play your stupid funeral march then, an I'll pull the catapult."
Nick nods in agreement and gets about five notes in before he was interrupted by Asuna.
"No don't play that, I know that a little too well." she says sulking.

"What do we play, then, Let It Burn?"

"Does that belong in a funeral."

"As far as metal songs go, yeah."

"mmmm How about something that would respect my friends."
Nick who put his trumpet away and was watching the conversation, when he lit up at this and started make strange gestures standing behind Asuna. pointing a himself and jeff and mimicking playing baseball.