SAO: Gamebreakers

"sure but first lets test something." Nick walked up to the stick until message in his hub popped up and the stick disappeared.
"I have a blade of grass, would you like to give the blade of grass a nickname? Yes, i dub you Usul the stick."

" HUZAA! Fantastic. I am USUL, the MUTHA BIRCHING STICK! Wooooo! Wooo! I even have a nickname! this is great.. and I am in your inventory! Woooo! Nicki-senpai! I will serve as your large and oppressing stick for as long as you wish! "

"Damn he can still talk."

" Aw.. "

"I'm sorry I had any doubts of taking this guy he's hilarious"

" Why, that you good sir. I hope to someday create a comical slap stick routine. "

"You can't slap anything" Marcus says impling the fact that he has no hands

"He can be used to slap things."

"You can slap things with him"

"I just said that."

"Ah. You guys are fun. You guys should go hit things with my fantastic hard surface. "

"If you know what he means"

" Hey Hey Hey. Ok, so now that I am hidden from the security code in this guys inventory, what do you want me to do? I'm sort of your talking item now... I guess... If I have to be. But I'll try my best, alright! "

"Nick can swing you hard enough to kill basically anything. Do you have a durability limit?"

" Ah.. I hope not? I don't think so, no. "

"You might want to figure that out, Cuz with me swinging everything crumbles. literally, I just got done taking out a castle with a little help until it fell on top of me than stood back up. Bottom line if you want to live longer than one swing. Find it, change it or i'll have to hand you over to like Jon or Paul maybe."

"Naw, I'll be good. I don't think blades of grass wear meant to be used as a deadly weapon. HA ha ha..."

"Then check your damage. and double check your durability. Because i won't start swinging until you find it."

%Appdata%

<load stat pref>

System.outPrint.eml

*********
#Coll = 9932 // *Loaded stored data*
#D_DMG = var // *Variable has no base Damage*
#D_DIGL = 9983726655 // *Grass texture*
#D_DR = void // *NO VALUE*
#F_MMK = 998556 // *Enable grass scent*
#S_IAAOP = {Set - 1 } // *Currently Deletable*
**********

++EDIT++

Set.Set new Variable {
[var = 55]
CONSOL : |Submit|
}

system.git {
[Disable - 998556 - ]
}

Set.aab {
[ - {Set - 0} - ]
}

Set.mmkal {
[insert.data *at* (DR = VOID) ]
data.void = New set.
New Set = set. nbrake
}

********
#Coll = 9932 // *Loaded stored data*
#D_DMG = 55 // *Base*
#D_DIGL = 9983726655 // *Grass texture*
#D_DR = 000 // Unbreakable
#F_MMK = n/a // *Scent Disabled*
#S_IAAOP = {Set - 0 } // *Set Quest Item*


"So ah.. yeah. you guys see all that? That took some time. "

"Apparently you're deletable."

" Well.. I was. Now I am a quest item that will forever be part of the burden that melts into your soul! '

"Until we leave the game, yeah."

" So ah, where too now? "

"Lets find so monster so Nick can whack your shaft against them hard"

" The way you say it makes me feel like the true wooden Staff I am, baby. *Bursts into laughter* Ok, really though, this is just a bunch of jokes, all fun and such. Just... don't shove be into anyones bum hole. EVER! "