SAO: Gamebreakers

"That this is hilarious."

"Do you have any care for your friend?"

"Don't worry, he'll be fine" Paul said.

"How can you say that so casually?"

"He's a tank at full health. Perhaps he'll scratch himself if he's unlucky."

Marcus was on the ground sleeping, somehow he managed to do this while everyone was talking and on the ground like it was nothing

"No tank can get shot out of a catapult and come out unscathed" Asuna says

"That's adorable. Nick is called the Juggernaut for a reason." Jeff was enjoying the reaction of mixed shock and anger.

"So just because you can means you will do something crazy?"

"That about sums up our lives! so yeah!" nick yells over walking toward the group.
IMPALED WITH a wood support beam that has gone through his chest.

"HOLY SH@T!" Asuna exclames

Marcus wakes up because of the yelling "Wait what? Bro why do you have a piece of wood through your chest?"

"Relax go back to sleep bro."

Marcus nods "K" his head hits the floor and he fell asleep again

Nick then tries to console Asuna who was practically having a panic attack freaking out so nick said.
"Asuna calm down i'm not dead or dying so there's no need for you to be doing this. Relax this (gestures to his chest) wasn't even from the catapult."

"What did you hit? A house?"

"No it wasn't from the catapult. Neither the launch nor the impact got past my damage resistance. I was standing up out of the crater i made. Got a nat 1 and tripped. This was the result."

"Take that thing out of yourself before the game figures out you should be dead"

"oh right excuse me Asuna"
Nick then pulls the beam out of his chest and examines it.
"You know what, i think i'm going to keep this."

"Any who we still need to light that place on fire soooo." nick said on again thawing more wood onto the catapult.

"The game deals damage over time if something is impaled in you - but since that's not a weapon and Nick's hitpoints have seven or eight place values that would have taken forever to kill him."

"Yes, but when we return to real life will it have an effect on him?"

"Oh when we return we're all going to be screwed up, not just me. I wouldn't be surprised it the psychiatrists invent PTGD. Post Traumatic Gaming Disorder. Or something like that. Alos jeff Nine, and the impalement didn't get past my DR either. LC did better at doing damage because i had Martyrs courage on which doesn't let me use my DR."

"The nerve gear has limites to what it can do to the real body" Marcus says from the ground "He might have a headache but nothing serious"

"go back to sleep you lier"
nick throws one more armful of wood onto the catapult.
"That should be enough wood, who wants to light the fuse?"

"Let Asuna do it" Marcus says

"I will not!"

"You know you want to! Everyone likes lighting stuff on fire."

"Have fun Jeff"