Re: SAO: Gamebreakers

by **Flagmauth** Mon Feb 23, 2015 8:27 pm

"Why not. Monks can use quarterstaffs, you can be Paul's weapon and we can have Jon improve you."

by Dare-to-be Mon Feb 23, 2015 8:29 pm

"Ah, HEY! I'm beautiful just the WAY I am, thank you very much! Jeez.. just insult the level one quaterstaff, why don't cha... " The Pole waits, unmoving.

by **Flagmauth** Mon Feb 23, 2015 8:32 pm

"You're a wooden stick. You're practically a living innuendo."

by Dare-to-be Mon Feb 23, 2015 8:35 pm

"But... Now hey now! Thats not fair! ... " There is silence from the pole in the ground for a few moments, then. "Yeah... I guess you are right. "

by Draco Flame Mon Feb 23, 2015 9:09 pm

"ok so who wants to hold the stick for paul?" nick says with a smirk on his face.

by Dare-to-be Mon Feb 23, 2015 9:19 pm

"Yeeees.... Hold me.... Feel up and down my shaft of hard wood and sturdy oak..." Laughs the pole.

by Draco Flame Mon Feb 23, 2015 9:28 pm

"ahhhh yes i like this guy he's a nice stick." nick said laughing. "pun war lets go."

by **Helsing** Mon Feb 23, 2015 9:46 pm

"I can't believe you wanted to feel his shaft"

by **Flagmauth** Mon Feb 23, 2015 9:48 pm

"C'mon Nick, stick up for yourself."

by Dare-to-be Mon Feb 23, 2015 9:49 pm

"Ah. I kid, I kid. Anyway, come over here and take me with you. Some damn dog might walk over and pee on me." The pole waits unmoving.

by Draco Flame Mon Feb 23, 2015 9:50 pm

"I'm just saying that his name should be José for he has the stick."

by **Helsing** Mon Feb 23, 2015 9:51 pm

"Nick correct me if I'm wrong but do you want his stick?"

by Dare-to-be Mon Feb 23, 2015 9:54 pm

"Well. I am not... I'm not just a stick, ok? I'm a person, GOT IT! I ah... I get a say in who holds my grand, splendid, and sexy Quarter staff. " The Pole still can no move.

by **Helsing** Mon Feb 23, 2015 10:00 pm

"I'm not doing anything"

by **Flagmauth** Mon Feb 23, 2015 10:01 pm

"I say we give him to Asuna if she shows up again."

by Dare-to-be Mon Feb 23, 2015 10:16 pm

"Who is that? Are they nice? I bet they have soft hands... Mhmm... " The pole can not move.

by Draco Flame Tue Feb 24, 2015 7:58 am

"It's a she, and we sent her away screaming. So probably not going to happen."

by Dare-to-be Tue Feb 24, 2015 8:03 am

"Jeez, you guys are jerks.. But if I had eyes, and could see you, I'm sure I would run away screaming too...
Because you would be ugly... Yeah... ah, take that, chump! " The pole is motionless. The pole things to himself that, that was a dumb insult.

by **Helsing** Tue Feb 24, 2015 9:00 am

"An opposed to me teleporting this thing off a cliff?"

by Dare-to-be Tue Feb 24, 2015 9:05 am

"Wait... what, no no no no no. I'm a Fraking person, ya jerk! I have value! I can fight ya, Get over here, and I'll rip ya a new one, Little squishy thing!" The pole remains motionless, the mist swirls faster in anger.

by **Flagmauth** Tue Feb 24, 2015 9:09 am

"It's like Scrappy-Doo or something now."

by Dare-to-be Tue Feb 24, 2015 9:13 am

" Come on, fellas. Take me with you. I can't just stay here. Its... Boring. Use me to crack some skulls! I can be a fabled weapon of overkill! "

by Dare-to-be Tue Feb 24, 2015 9:14 am

" But please, don't toss me off a cliff. That wound not be cool, bro. Not... Not cool. "

by Draco Flame Tue Feb 24, 2015 9:34 am

"It's a very sensitive stick."

by Dare-to-be Tue Feb 24, 2015 10:04 am

"Well, hey. I just got here, and speaking of senses... I can't move... or see. Because Poles don't have arms.... or eyes. Anyway, My name is 'Usul' I hope we can ah, work this out some how right? Always handy to have more... people and assets, right? " The pole still can't, nor ever will, move on its own.

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