Re: Fate/sixth apocalypse

by **Flagmauth** Tue Feb 10, 2015 8:08 pm

"No." Caster said simply.

"You'r-" Troy stopped. He didn't particularly want to offend his unexpected Servant right off the bat but this was so ridiculous he needed to say it. "I'm pretty sure King Arthur was a guy. Gender-specific title and all."

by **Helsing** Tue Feb 10, 2015 9:06 pm

"In life I did pretend to be a man but make no mistake I am King Arthur, leader of the round table and founder of Camelot" Arturia says

by **Flagmauth** Tue Feb 10, 2015 9:09 pm

Troy thought that through. He was pretty damn sure that there wasn't a Heroic Spirit who would lie and claim to be King Arthur - which in turn meant that this girl was in fact King Arthur. "Okay then. So that happened."

Next order of business, what the hell did he do with it?

by **Helsing** Tue Feb 10, 2015 9:12 pm

"I have been summoned to win the grail" Arturia says "Will you help or hinder me?"
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Artem was beyond shocked when more command seals appeared on his hand. But he was even more shocked when a mace appeared right next to him

by **Flagmauth** Tue Feb 10, 2015 9:14 pm

"Yeah, I'll help then." Troy said.

The mace, apparently speaking, asked Artem. "I ask of you, are you my Master?"

by **Helsing** Tue Feb 10, 2015 9:21 pm

"Do you answer to these command seals? Talking, Mace?" Artem asks

"Good we must go to Japan" Arturia says

by **Flagmauth** Tue Feb 10, 2015 9:23 pm

"Yes, as a matter of fact." The mace said.

"See, thing is the Grail War is supposed to have started a couple weeks ago. So why'd you just show up now?" Troy said, starting to collect things.

by **Helsing** Tue Feb 10, 2015 9:26 pm

"Good then, I am Artem and you are?"
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"A greater war has called me to the earth once more. It causes no concern I will fight as many hero's that I have to"

by **Flagmauth** Tue Feb 10, 2015 9:27 pm

"Hold on a minute. A greater war? What the hell is there greater than the Grail War?"

"Sharur. Legendary mace of the god Ninurta. Call me Rider."

by **Helsing** Tue Feb 10, 2015 9:30 pm

"You know that the grail selects only seven masters correct? Now the grail has summoned all of the heroic sprits at its disposal for this war"

"A mace rides things?"

by **Flagmauth** Tue Feb 10, 2015 9:34 pm

"...Dare I ask why?"

"Specifically, I can create a construct of a person to 'wield' me."

by **Helsing** Tue Feb 10, 2015 9:35 pm

"Something happened that I don't know of"

"Really?" Artem asks

by **Flagmauth** Tue Feb 10, 2015 9:38 pm

"Oh, fantastic. So instead of seven Servants we have literally ALL of them fighting over the Grail. Good to know the competition will be easy." Troy deadpanned.

"No, I made that up." Sharur said, sarcastic as a blunt instrument could possibly be.

by **Helsing** Tue Feb 10, 2015 9:40 pm

"Yes the battle will be great" Arturia says not picking up on the deadpan

"So whats your construct look like?"

by **Flagmauth** Tue Feb 10, 2015 9:43 pm

"Depends." Sharur was suddenly being held by a woman in what appeared to be ancient Sumerian type armor with blue robes who looked remarkably like Lara Croft.

Troy regarded his Servant with an "are-you-serious-right-now" expression. If she didn't get sarcasm, this was going to get frustrating.

by **Helsing** Tue Feb 10, 2015 9:45 pm

Artem whistles his approval

"Is there something wrong master?" Arturia asks Troy

by **Flagmauth** Tue Feb 10, 2015 9:48 pm

"Hold on a second." Troy went to his bookshelf and pulled out a dictionary. "Here. Look up the word sarcasm please, I don't have time to explain while packing."

by **Helsing** Tue Feb 10, 2015 9:50 pm

Arturia takes the book and starts reading "Sarcasm, the use of irony to mock or convey contempt. I don't see the usefulness of looking up such a topic"

by **Flagmauth** Tue Feb 10, 2015 9:51 pm

"A lot of things I say are sarcasm. Learn to recognize the warning signs."

by **Helsing** Tue Feb 10, 2015 9:53 pm

"Will there be a sign? That seams like a very inappropriate tool to carry around"

by **Flagmauth** Tue Feb 10, 2015 9:54 pm

It took Troy a full ten seconds to respond. "Right, if that wasn't a joke like I think it was, I'm going to start calling you Sheldon."

by **Helsing** Tue Feb 10, 2015 9:56 pm

"Who is this Sheldon?"

by **Flagmauth** Tue Feb 10, 2015 9:57 pm

"You, apparently."

by **Helsing** Tue Feb 10, 2015 9:58 pm

"I name is not Sheldon it is Arturia. This conversation is pointless we need to move to Japan"

by **Flagmauth** Tue Feb 10, 2015 10:00 pm

"I was working on that before you started completely misunderstanding English." Troy said. Indeed, he was still working on it.

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