SAO: Gamebreakers

"Right. So once marcus gets back. We blow this place way?"

"Yep."

"Until then, what does the new house need? A hot tub, steam closet, frozen pool, pool table ping pong, what else?"

Marcus gets back "The catapult is outside and everyone is out of the blast zone"

"We weren't using the catapult. Nick had dibs on something, then I'll take the rest."

nicks staff begins glowing
"i had the supports, the walls and the ceilings. So i have everything that was the point"

"You can't just call dibs on everything, Borderlands 2 established that. You think Brick has dibs on all those Vaults?"

Marcus looked up in remembrance "Ah, good times"

nick still charging
"Why not! You heard me DIBS!"

"Screw that, AGI score, go!" Jeff rapidly overtook Nick and went Captain Levi on the nearest section of the tower, a blue blur of blades like a glowing buzzsaw fairly flying around the outside surface leaving smashed masonry behind.

"DIBS DUDE COME ON!!!!" Nick made a quick (REALLLY NOT QUICK AT ALLL)charge at the back wall and in one blow it crumbled he than jumped up the wall and began dragging his hammer that was stuck through the ceiling causing the place to collapse as soon as he passed it. The effect was almost Indianna Jones-ish running away from falling derby, only he was on the ceiling. so you should start running.
"Thanks for taking care of the support jeff! HAHAHAHAA! NOTHING CAN STOP THE JUGGERNICK!!!!"

Marcus looks around him at the falling structure "You know it occurs to me that I could get crushed at any moment"

Nick bigins to sing/shout out of tune The Indiana Jones theme as he goes along his marry way.

Paul stood outside the building waiting for his friends to emerge. The fact that the whole building was collapsing didn't bother him much. That always happened.

Marcus teleported next to him "Heya paul"

"Judging from outward appearance (building collapsing), you more than succeeded" Paul commented.

"I for the demolition I only got the people and good things out. By the way we are having John cook rabbit for the next few days"

Jeff, having wrecked part of the castle, went over to them. "Can Jon cook? I don't remember him having any skill points in cooking."

"Forging and cooking"

Nick arose from the rumble dancing like the sugar plum fairy holding all the barrels of poisoned beer poring it over what was once the castle. "Jeff we're burning the rest right? Or Asuna do you want to light it to honor the dead? And no john can't cook sadly!"

"Don't you think that's a bit excessive?" Paul gestures at the barrels "they are all dead, right?"

"yes but we don't want another red guild thinking they're all that to even attempt to take up laughing coffins mantle do we?"

"Excessive is our specialty, anyway."

"That is true"

Nick finished his dance with the 6 poisoned beer barrels and the ruble was now covered with it.
Nick pulls out his torch "DIBS!!"