SAO: Gamebreakers

The wolf exploded and Marcus put away his blades "Thats all of them"

"yes now, let's get to town before more show up. bro where is your charisma at?" sheathing his sword and heading along the path.

"Judging by appearance, he's somewhere in the negative thirties."

Marcus flips him off "Its at the level you wanted it at"

"Don't we have to beat a boss to get to the next town" Paul asked. He'd never actually heard of SAO, and had joined on a friends request.

"Next level does not equal next town. Honestly, how many times am I going to have to tell people that? I write most of a damn wiki about the subject that nobody can use because there's no web browser."

"If my charisma is high enough bro what should I do?"

"which one 16 or 28, their are two levels that i mentioned?"

"29"

"Then shut up and give me your stats menu and manipulation access." shaking his hand in his brothers face in a give me fashion until Marcus obliged and his menu popped up in Nicks hub.
"to make things short and sweet you can now change your looks your voice, and become a ventriloquist to troll people with a range of ten feet but that will grow, and eventually you should be able to pick the color of your indicator. but the main thing currently you can camouflage your self in brushes or in crowds of NPC's Ezio style. And you now have the basic sneak attack bonus, but for what ever reason you only get increased crit damage so make sure you hit the vitals. And because when you miss you will be seen, so i recommend you go for the jugular. And while i'm at it Jon is your Int. higher than 22 cuz if so it's smithing time, and paul if your Con is also 22 or more look into the skill called "strength of man."

Marcus goes through his skill menu "Hey guy check it out I'm Japanese" his mouth moves but no words come out. He closes his mouth and a few seconds later everyone hears "Godzilla" spoken a few feet away

"Really the world of comedic opportunities and you choose to do something racist. Also Jeff if you please, I believe we are now at three."

"Ding."

"Oh blah blah blah"

"You mean level three?"

"Racist count 3 BING!"

"It's DING not BING dumb ass. Nobody should ever use Bing!"

Marcus face palms

Paul politely waits for the group to get done arguing "so are we level three then?"

"Ding."

"That sin better not be for me but for jobs Bing f*ck up, and paul we are not on the third floor and we are well past level three but the levels in this game they all blend together. So gaining levels is irrelevant. Until you get enough points to get new skills."

"You mentioned that sad excuse for a search engine - that's a sin."

"IT'S BING YOU A%%HOLE!"

"IT"S A DING! AND I"M STINKING TO IT! AND HOW IS IT MY SIN WHEN HE SAID IT FIRST!"

"You brought up the search engine!"