SAO: Gamebreakers

Marcus opens his skill tree and presses the increase int key till he ran out of skill points

"Wow that was, strange, practically instantaneous. I didn't even get done giving advise. You weren't kidding when you wanted me to build your character.... hmm" now being a little uneasy shakes himself out of it and goes back to researching the skill lists and anything to do with building character with the highest skill set so as to cover others weaknesses and have maximum impact so as to give us a higher chance of survival.

Marcus finishes "So on to the next town"

grabs Marcus's shoulder and follows still looking at the skill lists information "lead the way but tell me when we get out of town, guide dog."

"Stepladders don't need guide dogs."

Marcus starts walking out of the town "Maybe we should start using our player names to identify ourselves"

"Fuck it. As long as we don't give out surnames I don't care."

"I just like my username better" Corvo says

"Whatever you say, Marcus."

"marcus you're a guide dog for a telepathic stepladder. no one can understand you unless you say woof."
still in the menu with his hand on his guide dog.

"If I could work this game like you could I would be gone by now"

"silence and forward my guide dog. ohh theirs a bone for you tell me when your Int's 18 Dex's 24 and Cha's 16"

"I've been wondering. Would other players, if we meet them, be friendly towards us or hostile?" Paul asked.

"I think we should avoid them unless they come at us and then we see, If their kind say good day and if the latter we introduce them to Jeff. i don't see an issue either way, why do you ask?" still in the menu

"If they come at us with sharp things like swords they are bad. Almost to the edge of town btw"

"lets hope not everyone goes nuts here."

"true but, when in doubt use your best judgement, before you stab them is pretty much what it boils down to. ooh that's interesting the loader you are the increases the rate of monster spawns. That's good to know."
closes menu
"And we're there ok Remember jon, marco left jeff and numbers right and, from here on out we go dark until we reach our destination. Allons-y"
Steps out with sword draw, taking out at a slow silent jog. Glade to at least be with friends.

"Geroni-fucking-mo." Jeff retorted, sliding over to the right flank with sword drawn. "Back sheathes suck, by the way."

"I'm glad that I don't have to worry about carrying weapons" Paul said "by the way, where are we going?"

Marcus takes out his throwing knives "Into the wind"

in a wisper
"over the river and through the woods to the next town over to grind we go."

"er...thanks" the monk thanked "we better get going then."

And so off the great adventurers went fighting pigs that practically died on contact with our great hero's until they crossed the river's bridge at the entrance to the forest where the small stone path lead.

snickering whisper while crossing the bridge entering the forest. "over the river and through the woods .. oh come on anybody, you guys are no fun at times you know."

"Yeah yeah"

"You guys want to go on or shall we eat more bacon?"