SAO: Gamebreakers

"Punching people in the face..." Jeff got an Irish accent "LIKEABOSS!!!!"

"Con, Dex, Strength, and work your way up the to "No Pain No Gain" skill because for monks when you hit things you take damage and theirs no way around that so you might as well let it work with you. oh and "Giants Strength" put all the skill points into that cuz then you will not need doors and it you choose you will never let any wall live."
unfortunately the "Friends" marcus warned us about awhile ago leap out of the bushes.
"oh right our friends the wolves totally forgot about those guys. Well then I CHALLENGE YOU!wolf number 1, wolf number 2 wolf number 3 and wolf number 4" stepping forward and pointing his finger at each wolf as he went.

"Tank goodness." Jeff said, waiting for a wolf to attack so he could stick it in the flank.

"For future reference, until I say other wise, friends mean monsters and the like"

"noted, now excuse me but i must now agroe" charges forward with the slowest lunge imaginable missing the wolves my a mile and getting bit on the leg. "OK bad idea" he then turn and ran back toward the hole in-between the group when he left with one wolf bitting his leg still holding on and two others who followed behind him as he ran scratching his back.

Jeff swung his sword and slashed a wolf in the side, tracing a line of red polygons through the air.

"How are you still holding on?" stops and with a low sweeping arch more polygons fill the air.

"Let me try my monk powers" 16012112 said eagerly and swung a powerful kick into the wolf's side. The wolf went sailing through the air to land on the side of the road with an audible thump "I kinda like this class."

"wow didn't know wolves can fly"

"They can now"

Marucs throws his knife and puts it between the eyes of another wolf "When we get home I am going to hug my dog"

Jeff hacked the wolf he'd attacked once in half. "They aren't dogs, dude. They want to eat your face."

"I was remembering a nice fluffy face that didn't want to kill me just lick me" Marucs says

"are you and me thinking of the same dog, as i recall she wanted to kill everyone by drowning them?"

"It is kind of sad to kill something so dog-like, but they are not dogs."

"I say no." jonn slams his mace into another wolf, sending it flying.

"you don't have a problem with killing dogs? Jon you monster." rejoins the group lunging and once again missing.

A wolf came at Paul and he immediately went to punch it. Of course how he'd imagined it, it would have worked out better. Akwardly trying to dodge the wolf, it slammed into Paul's side, knocking him over and causing a opening in the groups alignment for other wolves to potentially exploit.

"OH NO YOU DON"T" Marcus says taking out his sword and cutting the wolf down. He puts a hand out to help numbers "These are some really badly behaved dogs"

"No kidding. Also, punching wolves does not work" Paul stood up and resumed his defensive stance.

"You might not be hitting hard enough"

"And then there was one. (wolves) I say we surround him then jump him all at once, what do you think?"

"The wolf is too agile for that. Let us just rid ourselves of its presence."

"sure you turn your back on it and see what happens. I'll tell you it'll bit your ass. NATURAL SELECTION!" and once again tries and failed his lung attempt.

"Here let me do it" Paul says as his foot connects with the wolf.