SAO: Gamebreakers 2

"I WANTED DONUTS DAMMIT I WAS PROMISED DONUTS SERVED BY A DALEK COSPLAYING A WWII THING OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT"

"You got it." Jon darts into a patch of bushes and after a minute, a wooden Dalek rolls out with a box of donuts ona small table attached to it.

Marcus' face goes completely straight "I now know there is a god, and he wants us to waste our lives doing stupid shit like this."

the mans whose name was a blatant innuendo saw the opritunity while everyone of the very scary strong individuals were arguing tried to sneak around and drag his men away from the towering menace that planed to use them as weapon. He was heading that way when he heard a rustling in the bushes and rabbit ears perk up on the other side.

He stayed their half way in-between leaving his bush and getting one of his men and turning around and jumping onto the rabbit to get the better of the ones who caused his misfortune. He then remembered the scary strength of those people and instead of moving just gave up and sat in the middle of both on the verge of tears.

Jeff snatched a donut and scarfed it down as fast as possible, before turning to Nick and Marcus. "So what do we do with this guy now? Obviously he's not one of the Knights of the Red Cross, so he's not an enemy." He then shot the guy a "look." "Right?"

"Joking aside i say we power level them because because if we do we get bonus exp. because there level is lower than us, and balance exp gains aren't as balanced as you think."

The captain for what ever reason however dissident to jump out of the bushes at the rabbit screaming upon high as he brandished his sword. Only to have the rabbit jump away into the middle of the road in front of everyone like nothing happened as it rubbed its nose.

"...Do we actually need additional XP by this point? We were like two hundred levels up on that last boss."

Marcus blinks "Are you, Jeff, turning down the chance to get even more overpowered?"

"Given that becoming more overpowered by this point equates to reducing objects to pieces three eighths of a nanometer across as opposed to half a nanometer, the difference is academic at best."

"True but remember what floor we're on and there will always be the possibility that that will change at higher levels. That and it wouldn't hurt to expand our group. A bit of cannon fodder to agro as we go for the kill, And to do that we need to make sure that they could take it. That requires use being masters and giving them apprentices and leveling them up. This would help us clear the levels fast and therefore preserving more lives. It's a win win for us to build our own arm. One that could rival the nights of the blood oath so that we could shove it in there faces later for we would have a smaller strong army then him that could take him down without us. All we would have to do is convince the sex innuendo over there that it's in his best interest to follow us and the rest will follow him."

At this said innuendo jumps once again at the rabbit and falls face first coming to a stop missing the rabbit as it only moved a foot away.

"So...induct them into the Guild and have them all spec for AGI and SPD?"

"Yeah they'll be like robin hoods band of marry men who do relatively nothing."

The rabbit in quest then for what ever reason decides to taunt the poor man that was chasing it and hops onto and sits upon his head pushing it further into the dirt.