SAO: Gamebreakers 2

"So it think we should be kind and make a temporary party with our new weapons and test if that's true. And if it is we can apologize by giving them a few levels as an apologizes for our pranks." Nick said walking past Balls_Deep69 and grabbing two of the heavier looking guys. to test his new found weapons.

"Yo captain, what is your name because there's no way i'm calling you that."

"It's klein."

"Well Klein would it be alright if i borrowed some of your men to test my theory?"

"NO!"

"Well there goes that idea. bro drug Klein as well would you."

"What?" a very hesitant Klein stated.

"So, Nick, what you're saying is you're planning to date rape all these guys?"

"What? How is that what you get from that?" Nick said stunned and confused.

Jon, who was busy hammering something into place on the giant Ezio statue, heard this as well. "Wait, what the hell?" He exclaimed, loosing his balance and falling to the earth below him.

Marcus blinks "Ok who do I drug? These guys or Nick?"

"I vote Nick." Jon says, picking himself up off the ground.

"Free drugs free love. Drug 'em all."

"No thanks, I'm good. "

"Drugs for Nick then." Marcus jokes before stabbing his brother in the stomach with a knife coated with the paralyzing effect.

"I don't like these drugs they leave a bad taste in the mouth." nick complained clearly not caring that his brother just stabbed him.
"Also sense you guys won't let me do that let me ask my question again. If i kill a moster using someone else's weapon while it's still in they're hand who gets the EXP. The least we can do is to help them out after we messed with them. Because no offense Klein your men are weak, and need to level grind. But i still believe we should have them wake up hang upside down from a tree and have them wondering why they just went up by three levels"

"The guy being used as a weapon. He'll get points for unarmed damage, remember? Unless you're swinging him around by his ankles and he's swinging his katana from there, but anyway it's still his point."

"so i could work to screw with these guys even more by seeing their shocked faces when they wake up. good now big question. Do they take damage by being swing by me?" Nick then licked his chops a bit.

"yep bad taste in the mouth is there now."

"How are you a ble to taste that if he stabbed you?" Jon asks, crafting a new katana for him to use along side his mace.

"Because the stable barley does anything and the poison doesn't get past my poison resistance so the only thing i experience is the taste of blueberries in my mouth."

"WHY THE HELL ARE YOU EATING MY STATUE!!??"

"WE HAVE SANDWICHES MAN!"

'HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY COOKING??????"

"YOUR COOKING SUCKS BALLS!"

"I WANT TEN BAGS OF CAT NUTS TO GO!"

"YOU GOT IT BUDDY! Jon darts away for a minute and comes back with a steaming plate of what looks like meatballs.

"I'm not touching those." Marcus says taking a step back.

"Well you shouldn't, Jeff ordered them."

"You have all the balls you want Jeff."

"NO THE DONUTS DRESSED LIKE CATS YOU SLACK-JAWED MOUTH BREATHING IMBECILE I SHOULD HAVE PUT CHOCOLATE MILK IN YOUR STRYCHNINE MONTHS AGO"

"So, you don't want them?"