SAO: Gamebreakers

"Well bye" Marcus says fading into shadow to avoid the falling celling

Jeff dove from the balcony to get out of the way.

The Floor fell on top of the barricade crouching most into color. but the ruble began to move as people slowly either dug themselves out or picked their selves out.

After the large crash there was some mumbling and clinking of metal from the hall way that the Guys came from.
idiot #1 "What was that?"
Idiot #2 "That was probably the big guy."
Idiot #3 "All this noise just form three people."
"Shhhh and keep your shields up, And can't you be quite!" sad a nice feminine voice

Idiot #4 "sorry"
"Creak clank OUPH! bang clank creek."
Idiot #5 "Sorry."

"Hey, nutsacks, did I say any of you could talk?" Jeff said. "Don't make me come up there, you'll be picking your teeth out of places you didn't even know you had for weeks if you even survive."

Meanwhile back on lv. 55 Paul was reading the guide that the Betas had provided and training. He hadn't gone along on the laughing coffin mission, citing that killing others was against his moral code.

"You have a real problem with these guys Jeff"

"Umm, no. that was behind us. crap the knights are coming. hey guys don't stand close to the wreckage  the most of these guys have binding skills and will try to ambush you if you get to close." Nick shrugs saying "it won't be problem for us obviously but they'll slaughter the knights." so we barricade the only exit while they're digging them selves out and sneaking closer to us. And personally i'm ok with the not killing and quite. of course they'll launch a huge counter eventually, but i don't really give a damn."

Nick the begins to pick up large pieces of wreckage along with the bottom of the two stairs which were still intact and began to pile up the door.

"Wait, is this the only exit? Bro FETCH!"

"Fetch what!"

"The exists. Fetch the exists. If there are any."


there was then some whispering from nicks barricade so he paused and listened in.
"hold dead end and is it just me or is it to quite."

some one then shouted from the other side of nicks barricade
Idiot #6 "Hey guys i found Beer!"

nick giggled and singled to jeff to come listen in pursing his ear to the barricade
Idiot #7 "Hey dude don't drink it all save it for latter."
there was then some coughing and choking sounds fallowed by a feminine voice saying
"Did you guys literally stop to drink poisoned beer, in front of collapsed door?"

"shh check this out." nick whispered to jeff before shoving his head through the barricade saying
"Who Knocks At The Guarded Gate?" the knights then proceeded to freak out ing a not so manly manner.
he then turns to Asuna and says calmly saying. "Sorry could resist, and it's not a door its a wall i made to keep you out. Did you not get it when i didn't want you to be here, and it's quite because me and my con-patriots can't fight the enemy any more because they fled. so we are now waiting for there counter attack. Congratulations you are now up to date and apart of the fray. And you shall continues to be apart of the fray on this side of the barricade."

"What he's saying is that he's too lazy and/or busy to move the barricade and I doubt anyone else here besides possibly myself has the STR score to even try." Jeff clarified. "Oh, and we're fine on this end, thanks for coming to check on us."

"Right so just take a chill pill, pull out he guitar and have a campfire enjoying the nice cold poisoned beer."

"There is plenty in hell" a voice says

Marcus turns to see the Laughing coffin boss charge up a throwing knife "Look out!" he screams at the knights. The boss through the knife through the barricade and it implanted itself in the celling over the knights head's. With the structural integraty of the building falling by the second the high powered knife was enough to bring the celling down on the knights. Marcus quickly used his shadow travel skill and teleported about six out before the rest were crushed by the falling debris.

Marcus slams his fist into the ground "Damn it!"

Nick who had his head in the barricade was able to hold up a piece of the collapsed ceiling
"The Hell! Marcus i got three more here! ... (mumble) Two more."

Marcus quickly gets them out of harms way "You can let go now, there is no one else back there"

"The hospitality of our hosts knows no bounds." Jeff said dryly. He whirled and charged the boss.

"Don't reminded me." Nick said ripping the bottom part of the stairs from the barricade and throwing it at the bosses head as a very large distraction.

The boss dodges and runs away like a little bitch

"Hey, who gave you permission to run?" Jeff followed him, rapidly catching up.

Jeff's speed was far greater then the boss' and he was right next to him in no time

Nick was able to get out "Jeff."
before a sample swarm of laughing coffin members tried to attack the members that marcus saved from the collapsed passage. And he inter sexted them with either a hammer to the face, or in one guys case and kick to the balls and snapped neck. As he fought of a swarm of men that sacrificed them selves trying to get to the knights. Nick responded in kind ditching his tower shield in favor of a free hand to choke people to death, and taking every attack in favor of letting it pasted him.
"Get Himmm!!" He shouted in his blood rage.

Marcus jumps in and out of darkness. He was there in one moment and gone in the next each time he ripped a laughing coffin member apart with his blades

Jeff's expression was somewhere between Light Yagami and the Joker by this point. "Pull over, fucker!" It was a damn good thing hit points were used for SAO instead of a damage model, because Jeff proceeded to kick the boss's knee in towards his other leg. This dealt minimal damage - Jeff had deliberately specced for knockback instead of damage specifically for things like this - but brought the guy down quickly. Next thing he knew Jeff was on top of him displaying his "I-should-be-in-horror-films" look. "You're done." he stage whispered to the man he'd pinned down.

Jeff proceeded to pull out a butter knife, the weakest weapon in the game. If he used anything stronger for what he had in mind he'd kill the guy outright and that was a little too easy of a death. Using the knife he proceeded to sever each of the guy's limbs with minimal damage. "You know, I wonder how many of your victims looked like you do now. Scared absolutely shitless. You're a high-level player, you've got quite a lot of HP, haven't you?" Jeff grabbed the helpless torso in both hands, lifted it up, and rammed it down atop an armor stand, impaling him through the gut and watching him slide down the metal pole. "The game engine registers this as an injury, but since it's not a weapon it'll deal next to no damage. I wonder how long it'll take you to finally die? Hours? Maybe a full day?" The Dreadnought laughed remorselessly. "I fucking love karma, you know that? Great stuff."

Nick and Marcus had the rest of the Laughing Coffin tied down. Jeff set his personal music player to play Lights Out, by Breaking Benjamin, as he watched the former boss scream and writhe and plead, sipping at a canteen he'd filled with eggnog for the occasion.

Marcus kicks a few members as he goes up to Jeff. He sees Jeff's good work and says "Original"

"Want some eggnog?"

"Why not"