SAO: Gamebreakers

Date: November 6th, 2022
Time: 1:00

At exactly 1:00 Mark put on the nervegear and entered SAO. He loaded his pre made character and entered the game world. He spawns in the central hub of the world and he looks around and only saying one thing "This. IS. Epic!"

Mark immediately received a friend request from someone named Mycrodeeth - judging by their character portrait they looked almost exactly like Ulfric Stormcloak.

"about time you showed up, we've been waiting for and hour mycro has been messing with his face trying to make himself look like Ulfric."
"also i can't find how to change my hair i put it in that i had ginger hair and aparently that means i now have a salt shaker on my head and no one with tell me haw to change it."

"Because it's absolutely hilarious, that's why."

"Hi bro, the loading screens are killer" Corvo says "Ok, we need a guild name. Guild of Nerds any objections?"

"Motion carried."

"I have a salt shaker instead of hair how can you laugh?"
"and no problems here bro, but because i've been trying to change my hair for an hour i found the almost infinite skill list and they're awesome so, do you have any objections against literally saying, come at me whoops ooh that dagger in your back isn't mine, don't know what you're talking about."

"I'm just gonna repeat that and let you figure out what's wrong with it; 'I have a salt shaker instead of hair, how can you laugh?' For fuck's sake, that explains itself."

"shut up jeff you had your fun for an hour now tell me how to change it before jon shows up."

"So the guild of nerds, Mycro your going to be Guildmaster I assume?"

"But of course." Mycro, alias Jeff, bowed flamboyantly.

"I'll be the party smith." Jonn comments.

"well even if we try to stop him we all know eventually he will win so why try"
"also thanks for showing up now mr. smithy how do you change ones profile so i can fix THIS"
said while pointing at what was supposed to be his hair

"Can't change it now bro, sorry." Jonn asys, trying to hide a smile.

"really come on man? so will i have to make a new character to get rid of this thing because i look like a flipping cheesy cartoon broccoli man theme superhero."

"I've been in this game for five seconds and its already a 10/10 in my book" Corvo says with a smile

"And that's your niche." Jonn replies.

"Someone gotta fight the injured!" Mycro said, imitating Hardison.

"WHAT NO NO NO IF YOU MAKE A LEVERAGE REFERENCE I"M GOING TO PK Y..(interruption by jeff)
"GOD DAMIT JEFF COME HERE".. angrily pulling up the menu
"DAMNITHOWDOYOUFLIPPINDUALPEOPLE, DON"TYOUDAREMAKETHATDOORFREFERANCE"

Mycro immediately broke into laughter, leaning against a lamp post to keep from falling over.

"Calm down salty it's in a menu." JOnn says, holding his hands out in a "hey woah now" gesture.

"THAT"SITCOMEHEREWHONEEDSTHEFLIPPINDUALFUNCTION"
pulls out standard sword and charges the laughing Jeff

not a lot happens from his display of anger besides getting some strange looks from people coming out of spawn because the first thing they saw in the game was someone screaming incoherently while swinging his sword at someone laughing who appears to be invisible for when the sword connected it made a ping sound and bounced off.

Eventually Jeff recovered and grabbed Nick's sword by the blade. "Stahp."

"then tell me how to send you a dual request"