Left 4 Dead 3

[Meh, fine. Plot convenience is more fun anyway, just felt like complaining since Alex and Trey aren't on to do it (and one of them would)]

Ellis blazed away at the Tank, trying as hard as possible not to hit Francis. Under the circumstances, that wasn't exactly easy.

(Fair enough)

A few shots hit Francis, but most hit the Tank. One shot however, hits the chainsaw. You see a spark, then an explosion, as the gas in the chainsaw explodes ripping it apart. Francis is ent flying into the wall of the house. As the smoke clears, the Tank can be seen missing a good portion of his back, with the chainsaw blade stuck in it's head. It staggers, gurgling then staggers towards Ellis, arm stretched out in front of it. Just before it reaches him, it collapses, dead.

Bill stands up from where he was hit, staring at the remains of the Tank.
"Even being in a war doesn't prepare you for this, they just keep coming at ya, and coming at ya, and they *never* goddamn *stop.*"

Ellis, thinking Francis got thrown clear before the explosion by the Tank's spinning, goes into a nearby house and procures some eggnog from a refrigerator, along with a gas can.

"I hate Tanks" mutters Francis as he struggles to stand. "there's 3 more cans in the Living room" he says aloud. Combing back I to the truck, he lays in the bed next to the Mini, thinking about how much he hates Tanks.

"Really?!" Phoebe says, annoyed. "A Santa Boomer?"

As the horde continues to pour in, Phoebe and Bill are attacked by a pair of Hunters, strangely dressed like Santa's elves.

"All right, it's official! I decided I hate zombies!" Bill yells over Hunter tearing into him.

Francis quickly jumps onto the Mini and mows down the 2 hunters, but unavoidably deals slight Friendly Fire damage to the 2 survivors. He then turns and starts laying into the Horde with the Mini, careful to watch for any special infected that might take him away from this advantageous position.

Ellis alternates between chugging eggnog and shooting zombies.

"Ellis, in the livngi room are 3 more cans. Go get them" Francis yells

Ellis obliges, toting each can out on a separate trip (cans are bulky).

Bill hauls two more over.

"Three left people, let's hurry this up and get the hell out!"

Louis is sent flying as a Charger crashes through him, carrying Ellis. Louis flies through a window and onto a table, where a Spitter looks down on him, acidic spit dripping on him.

Bill chases after the Charger, but it goes into a group of trees, making it hard for him to hit it. He hears a thump, as the Charger hits a tree.

Francis continues pouring out covering fire into the Horde, largely keeping them at bay. Checking his flanks, he sees what looks like a can of gas in the garage. He calls this out to Pheobe, and tells her to go see what it is.

President WIN wrote:"Deck the walls with bits of zombie, fa la la la la, la la la la"

Louis sticks his tactical out the open front of the monster truck, and starts shooting zombies from above. "Hot Damn! I'm sniping with a shotgun!" He checks out his left and right windows occasionally though, knowing that at this rate some smoker or something is going to spot him and attack.

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(How the hell did the charger get into the cab of the monster truck without me seeing him? Oh well.)

Louis, obivously taken by surprise, rolls out of the spitter's line of sight, trying to get to his feet and back to his convenient sniping post.

Mike continues to fight of the regular zombies. his Katana gleams red with the Zombie's Remaining blood. "Haven't fought like this since Japan."

"This thing's beatin' me into sh**!" Ellis shouted from where he was being pummeled.

[Dave, you gonna post in Timebreak? We're all gang-raping Trey, apparently.]

Finally finding the Charger, Bill shoots it to pieces, before pulling Ellis to his feet.

"Thanks."

Now that all the zombies were gone, Ellis went back in the house where he'd got all the eggnog and came back with a HUGE stack of Bud Light six-packs.

"Here we go!" [/commercial reference]

"hell Yeah man! Toss me one." Mike yells. He Catches the bottle in mid air and drinks it while fighting off the Zombies one handed. "Not my Usual Crap i drink... but it will do."

Francis pulls a bottle of Old Soldier out of nowhere and proceeds to drink the almost full bottle of Whiskey in record time. He then downs a six-pack and promptly passes put.

(Does Louis drink?) Louis looks skeptically at the likely weeks old warm beer.

[Pretty much everyone in L4D drinks, I would guess, possibly barring Zoey who may not yet be 21. At any rate she's not even present.]

The beer, being in the same fridge as the eggnog from earlier, is refreshingly cold.

Mike gets an Idea. He finds an Old Wheel Chair And props Francis up in it. "When he Comes too, We convince him he is quadriplegic!" Mike drinks some more of his Bud.

Louis promptly decides that even if he wasn't a big drinker before, now is definitely the time to start. He promptly chugs one, and then hammers down another. Then, he begins to wonder why the fridge would still be working.

"Hey! Hey!!! This beer is cold! THAT MEANS THIS PLACE HAS POWER!!!!! WOOHOO! WE ARE GONNA MAKE IT!!! HUMANITY IS GONNA SUUUUURVIVE!!!!! We have a monster truck, beer, a minigun, eggnog, and POWER!!! OH YEAH, HERE WE GO INDEED!!!"

Louis high fives Ellis, then motions for a chest bump. He proceeds to do a touchdown dance.

"We are in the end-zone, of the zom-bie apoc-alypse YEAH!"

Ellis, now drunk, recollects Keithventures LV, in which Keith apparently got a job as a mall cop.