Left 4 Dead 3

Suddenly, a large ball of what smells like eggnog splashes at the feet of the survivors. Bill looks up to see a Spitter, covered in tinsel and lights. He shoots her, quickly moving out of the liquid.

"Deck the walls with bits of zombie, fa la la la la, la la la la"

Louis sticks his tactical out the open front of the monster truck, and starts shooting zombies from above. "Hot Damn! I'm sniping with a shotgun!" He checks out his left and right windows occasionally though, knowing that at this rate some smoker or something is going to spot him and attack.

"Did that zombie just shoot eggnog at us?!" Ellis said incredulously.

"It's a spitter," Louis yells down at Ellis "I'm betting that means eggnog was the last thing it drank while it was still human. I wouldn't try to drink it if I were you."

"What other Christmas surprises wait for us?" Phoebe asks, before smirking. "A zombie Santa Claus?"

Mike laughs. He unsheathes his Katana. "Let's show them the true meaning of Christmas." he Chuckles.

Francis climbs I to the back of the Monster truck and (please?) finds a minigun on a tripod, along with ammo and a can of gas.

(Suuuure )

As Francis reaches the minigun, he hears a disgusting sound behind him. Turning around, he sees a Boomer dressed like Santa, who proceeds to barf on him, throwing him off the truck.

[THANK YOU!!!!]

Francis swings the Mini around and puts several ounces of lead in the Bommer in the space of a second. He checks his surroundings for any Amokers as he waits for the Horde.

[The Boomer knocked you off the truck. Also what's an Amoker?]

Ellis, now unable to get eggnog off his mind, continued shooting the assorted zombies.

[srry. Hurried post. He climbed back into the truck first. And amoker is a zombie created by the infamous misclick]

Bill finds two more gas cans, pouring them in.

"Eight left people, let's..."

A roar cuts off Bill, followed by the Tank crashing through the wall of the house. The Tank is wrapped in lights and very upset. It smacks Bill, sending him into the truck. It then grabs Francis, and throws him into the house.

"Ah sh**!" Ellis says, emptying an entire clip into the Tank while staying well out of reach.

Meanwhile, Francis lands in what seems to be the living room, next to three cans of gas.

Thinking quickly, he pours part of one of the cans into his saw, and quietly walks to the back door, staying out of sight, waiting for the Tank to turn it's back to Francis.

The Tank turns away from Francis, looking at Ellis with eyes of absolute anger.

"Sh** sh** sh**!" Ellis spouted expletives as he turned and ran for it, reloading his shotgun as fast as he could and still run.

Francis leaps onto the Tank's back and runs the Chainsaw down his spine in similar fashon to the other tank. "I hate Tanks" he mutters

Unfortunately for Francis, the chainsaw gets caught in the Christmas lights wrapped on the Tank. The chainsaw skins the Tank a little bit, getting it's attention. It spins around trying to find the source of the scratch. (Assuming Francis holds on) The Tank, not seeing anything, yet still feeling the chainsaw, begins to spin rapidly, carrying Francis and the chainsaw with it.

[That saw would run right through the lights, y'know.]

(You clearly don't get how many lights that thing is wrapped in.)

[Even so. Copper, used for wiring, is an extremely soft metal, especially compared to the chainsaw's teeth (the same softness that makes it ideal for that use). The rubber insulation and lights are less consequential than the wiring in that regard. It would be harder to cut through bone, and we all know it does that.]

(See, what happened isn't that it just got caught on a single wire. He cut into so many lights that it, along with some of the tank, actually trapped the whole saw.)

[I know he cut into a crapton, but even so, it's a bit unrealistic, don't you think?]

(And humans mutated into monsters with strength to punch cars around, puke acid, and barf chemicals that attract more infected is? Come on, it's not like he's getting the shit beaten out of him....yet.)