SAO: Gamebreakers

"Can we please do something useful like getting use to the combat"

"I think we shal." Jonn says, strolling over to Nick and promptly slapping him across the face.

"Seems fine to me."

"Its perfect"

"Yes ok instead of that if you head south you find pigs that you can kill"

"A moment of silence for Nick's dignity. And another for the compass."

"fine laugh it up i'm a indian like my bro but i'm going back to get those pigs to actually try out the REAL combat"

Mark goes south to the fields

"Ding."

At the fields Mark starts leveling up his throwing skill by putting sharp things in the ass's of pigs

"BAAAAAACOOOOOOONNNNNN!!!" Mycro was enjoying himself too much.

mean while nick was instead grinding by charging one pig cleaving it in two and continuing onto his next target until one of the pigs eventually charged him at such time he would grind it to a halt in the dirt and giving the sad little piggy coup de grace to his under belly.
"That would be great it they dropped that but sadly i don't think so"
"oh wait i got meat i guess that counts."

"They do. Beta tester - you can cook bacon at like level 1 cooking."

"Bacon" Corvo puts another knife into a pigs eye "The greatest thing we can have in this game"

"fine than john figure out how to cook mr smithy and have the first thing you make us be majestic bacon."

"I can't believe that everything this game has to offer and your worried about Bacon"

"Let's worry about one thing at a time. I personally would be delighted to eat some bacon."

"Who the hell are you?" Mycro struck a mock battle pose when the random player appeared from nowhere.

"16012112, monk. Probably here for the same reason as you."

"Oh. That's nice." Never one for whom Charisma was more than a dump stat, Mycro immediately went looking for more pigs.

"And who might you be?"

That said, he was always flamboyant as hell. He struck a fencing pose. "I am SYNDROME! Your nemesis and - no I'm not. I'm Mycrodeeth, God of Agriculture, Bootlegging, Gratuitous Mutilation and Pettiness."

The monk didn't portray any special reaction to that "and I'm guessing the other guys here also have...titles as special as yours?"

"I, am the molester of gods, famed musician stevie wonder, and 26th president Teddy Rosevelt, at your service.

jonm bows to the newcommer.

"Well, nice to meet you as well. I figure someday we'll have to explain to each other how you got those titles."

"You really don't want to know"