De Camino et Virtus Bellorum

"But if we do that, something must be done about the pirate."

"Duct tape. I've got duct tape." Stan said.

"Perfect."

"Right." He tossed the roll of duct tape to Herc.

"All right, we will negotiate on the ship, now to introduce ourselves, to the castle."

Overhead, a shooting star was visible, glowing ever brighter in the night sky.

"Whats that?" Bjorn asks Merlin

"Whats what?" Merlin says back to him in his spacy voice

"It's just a comet, let's get to the castle."

"Ok then" Bjorn says "Fallow me old man"

"Where?"

In the 'Comet' a blue little alien was struggling to crash somewhere that wasn't a large body of water.

"Hello castle. Hopefully I can get away after impact." The alien said in his native language.

"Well here's the castle"

The comet was curiously bright...and then it smashed into the castle gatehouse, wrecking it and blowing the huge wooden doors wide open. A pillar of smoke rose into the air as a sickly green glow emanated from the darkness within the ruined gatehouse, followed by a figure about the size of a small child being silhouetted against said light.

The alien cheered into the sky in its native language before releasing a evilish laugh. After the laugh it glared around and quickly scampered off into the shadows.

"Alright, now that I lost the ship, looks like I'll be here fore a while." The alien said under its breath as it quietly climbed up to a dark area.

"Ok what the hell is that?"

Herc pulls out his pistol and aims at the alien. "Stay back, it could be dangerous."

The alien stands on the wall and pulls four alien pistols and aimed all four at Herc. "Drop weapon!" The alien screeched in choppy English. The alien's spines were on end as well as its ears flat. "Drop weapon or I shoot!" It screeched as a soft whine was heard.

"You aer in no place to make demands."

"Says man with gun. I have four. You destructible, me indestructible. You drop weapon! Now!" The alien screeched as it watched Her. "Drop weapon!"

"Ok can one thing happen today that actually makes some scenes?"

The alien looked at Bjorn before tilting his head. "What say him? He make no sense." The alien said with a mix of amusement, confusion, and curiosity. "Make him speak again." The little creature said with a small laugh.

"Like I said, you are in no position to make demands, you have no idea who we are or what we can do."

"You know me none. You have no room for talk." The little creature  said as it  looks towards Merlin. "You not normal...yes?"

"Yes me not normal"

"What...the hell...is tha'?" Stan finally managed to say.

The creature then turned to Herc.

" You are different. " the little creature said as it put away its guns and jumped to the ground. It then gave a sharp toothed grin. "Group of monsters. Me like."