Re: The Quote Wall

by **Flagmauth** Wed Oct 07, 2015 11:04 am

TF2 wrote:Science has shown [aliens] react violently to being force-fed beer.

by **Flagmauth** Wed Oct 07, 2015 4:21 pm

Chrom wrote:BWAAAH!

by **A Blind Guy** Thu Oct 08, 2015 10:22 pm

Rick from Rick and Morty wrote:You don't agree to have a theme park built inside of you if your life's going great.

by **A Blind Guy** Thu Oct 08, 2015 10:39 pm

News anchor from Rick and Morty wrote:The giant naked space santa has exploded.

you all should watch this show.

by **A Blind Guy** Sat Oct 10, 2015 9:00 pm

Reddit Commentor wrote:What, and 12 reasons why Taylor Swift's vagina should rule the world isn't a valid arguement?

by **Helsing** Tue Oct 13, 2015 7:53 pm

Mycro wrote:By my command seal, BECOME A PIZZA!

by Draco Flame Fri Oct 16, 2015 12:26 pm

A sousa wrote:
"Don't have sex with a clarinet. it'll end badly."

The band wrote:
Chanting is rather loud whispers "The band wants a bonner... The band wants a bonner.."

the band wrote:
"Well Cy's dead! Tapps! Tapps! taps? Tapppsza!"
band director
"In memory of Cy!"
tweet tweet tweet - began playing Taps funeral march.

by Draco Flame Fri Oct 16, 2015 9:42 pm

The band wrote:
"the refs are outlawing us from playing so what are we going to do?"
Band director
"We are going for a walk"

"A walk?

"Pack it up we're leaving. Now!"

walk around to the other side of the field and hop the fence so we are not on game grounds.
"Ok now play as loud as you can!"
"Seven nation ARMY!"
"WHOOOO!"

by **Helsing** Fri Oct 16, 2015 10:57 pm

Draco wrote:No we need to go shopping. We got to grab your swords, some change of clothes grenades, guns, and more beer. Heads up we're only paying for the clothes and beer

by Draco Flame Fri Oct 23, 2015 5:47 pm

Another daily band conversation

"Sooo.. what i'm hearing is.."
"We're F*****!"
"No They're just going to.."
"Rape US!"
"Ok yeah the entire band is just going to.."
"Rape Us!"
"yeah we're dead. That's going to hurt."
"Like i said before. WE'RE F******!"

"Hey if we play it right we could get raped by the flags! then it would be an orgie and we won't die from it."
"..mmm Ask yourself this question. would you rather be penetrated by a lot of male genitalia or by large metal five foot poles?
"yeah we're not getting out of this."
"Like i said before. WE'RE F******!"

by **A Blind Guy** Mon Oct 26, 2015 7:29 pm

A Redditor wrote:My gender is an everything bagel!

by **Flagmauth** Mon Oct 26, 2015 11:37 pm

TIL there's a town in Arkansas called Toad Suck.

by Draco Flame Tue Oct 27, 2015 4:24 pm

College student quote:
"I can feel all of you in my backside."

by **Flagmauth** Tue Oct 27, 2015 10:13 pm

Jon wrote:We need to figure out how big the Hulk's dick is compared to a horse

by **Helsing** Tue Oct 27, 2015 10:36 pm

Mycro wrote:Once you have a big green man inside of you, you forget about everything else.

by **Helsing** Wed Oct 28, 2015 8:25 pm

I don't know wrote:Back off you thirsty bitch no time for that, I have more shit to steal.

by **Flagmauth** Tue Nov 03, 2015 10:59 am

Me wrote:I like a little more ethnic diversity in my ice cream.

by **Flagmauth** Wed Nov 04, 2015 12:15 pm

Tim Drake wrote:MY PANTS WERE OPPRESSING ME!

by 99luftballons Fri Nov 06, 2015 8:50 pm

Late Night Show by Stephen wrote:Please. Please don't try any of that at home. But if you do, upload it to YouTube!

by **Flagmauth** Fri Nov 06, 2015 11:15 pm

Jon wrote:Or do I just want to have sex with a mosque...

by **Flagmauth** Sat Nov 07, 2015 11:47 pm

Me wrote:How do you expect me to insult someone after complimenting their genitalia?!

by **A Blind Guy** Sun Nov 08, 2015 12:17 am

AAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLL ABOARD THE HYPE TRAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1-9 I don't buy overwatch
10-20 I buy that shit faster than the flash's sex life.

by **RNGesus** Sun Nov 08, 2015 12:17 am

The member 'A Blind Guy' has done the following action : Roll the dice

'd20' : 4

by **Flagmauth** Wed Nov 11, 2015 9:58 pm

Jon wrote:Don't worry, my tongue is made of rubbing alcohol

by **Helsing** Thu Nov 12, 2015 10:42 am

These are the quotes that I will eventually put in Impetus. This is going to be a multiple thing that I do every once and a while.

For the first one, I'm putting the ones that I feel make you think.

Enjoy.

Merlin (Caster) wrote:I have walked this earth for a millennia. I was given the power to change it how I wanted to, so I did. I traveled, I tricked and I guided people and created over a thousand golden ages. I have changed the world a thousand times, but for the first time in my life, I don't know if I changed it for the better

Rider (Jason) wrote:Bow? To you? HA! Such an idea is insulting, laughably so! Do you know who you are speaking to? I am the greatest legend to ever come from the age of gods. With nothing but my wit and my cunning I changed the course of history more times than I care to count. I am the first, the greatest Rider to ever exist in the world of man! I am the Captain of the Argonauts! I am Jason! And you need to learn your place!

Caster (Fafnir) wrote:Why do I kill? What kind of question is that? You see, worm, I have seen things that mortal minds could not even comprehend. I have seen a hundred wars and a million battles and in those battles I have come to a single realization. You can argue that your will is right and your enemies is wrong, but what kind of thinking is that? The sense of right and wrong are both irrelevant when both sides are dead. The one who is left breathing and standing is right, and those who are dead are wrong. Know this, at the end of this day, I intend to be the one who is right.

Saber (Saint George) wrote:I promised that I would protect you until you return to your family. Even if they have passed from this world, I will not break my oath. All it means is that my duty is now eternal, and I see no sin or evil in that.

Lancer wrote:I came into this war to find someone, or something that can kill me. If you are neither of those things, you're not worth the effort to strike down.

Troy Forthill wrote:You have two options right now. Either you drop dead or I make you drop dead. Choose wisely, because one of these options is far faster and far less painful than the other.

Adam wrote:It wasn't all bad. I got to see the world, fight a few people, kill William, that was a fun one. Yes I killed a lot of people, yes I made a lot of mistakes. But I never forgot who I was, where I came from and who was important to me. Even in hell I remembered everyone. Saber and his promises and faith, Caster with his jokes, Rider with his ego. And most importantly, I remember the smiling face of a young woman who, for the first time in her life was free. So in memory of that smile, I gave everything I had, my body and my soul, everything, to see that smile again.

Berserker (Adam) wrote:I lived a full life. It had its ups and downs but all in all I enjoyed it. Sure I died twice, sure I had to do horrible things but my best friend once said 'If you don't have the strength to laugh and smile, you don't have the strength to keep going'.

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