Unholy Intervention: Legend of the LOL's
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"yes, because you ate all of them in one swallow."
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"I give to you the shit I have to deal with."
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Jon turns back to Shepard. "I'm sure we are all interested in hearing about this alliance." he says, ignoring the previous argument.
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Jeff produced a donut from seemingly nowhere and commenced consumption consummately.
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"I could explain it all here," Shepard starts.
"But that would take way to long and we have someone on the Normandy, name of our ship by the way, who can do it a lot better then this guy can."
"Thank you Garrus."
"Don't mention it."
"But that would take way to long and we have someone on the Normandy, name of our ship by the way, who can do it a lot better then this guy can."
"Thank you Garrus."
"Don't mention it."
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"Well then, lead the way."
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Garrus points to the shuttle behind the group "We'll just take a shuttle, we don't need to walk."
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"I guess it was one hell of an event to come all the way here."
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"Must be pretty boring around here then. Not many parades, I suppose."
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"Well that's boring, who doesn't like parades? "
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"I used to not like them. Then I brought my own candy. And hot dogs and burgers and stuff."
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"Did you throw it at everyone like the people did on floats? "
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"No, screw that. Everyone else got candy from the floats, but I'm too old so I brought my own."
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"Fair enough."
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"Why are you talking about this now?"
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"Why are you actually asking that question? Look who you're talking to!"
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"Point made."
Shepard looks between the three gods "Are you three always like this?"
Mark holds up a hand to stop Jeff from talking "If he answers that question, we will be here all day."
"Well since we don't have all day, let's get back to the Normandy."
The commander starts walking to the shuttle and Mark and everyone else follows him. Shepard puts a hand to his ear "Joker, prepare a greeting, we have three guests."
"Really commander? We just lost a few people and you're already replacing them? Man you work faster then Tali can keep up with."
Garrus almost busted a gut but he held everything under control. The green alian cracked a smile, but that was the extent of what he did. Mark also cracked a smile, for his ship had already sailed.
A few minutes later, the six were standing in a shuttle holding onto ceiling bars. The green alien holds up a hand by way of greeting "You all have introduced yourselves, but I have not yet given such kindness. My name is Thane."
Mark nods "Good to meet you Thane."
He looks over at Shepard "Sorry but I couldn't help overhearing your call with a man named Joker. You lost a few people he said?"
Shepard's eyes got a sad haze over them "We had a mission, a critical mission, some of my crew didn't make it."
Mark hung his head "My condolences."
"They were good soldiers, I couldn't ask more of them."
The rest of the shuttle trip was done in silence, or it would if Jeff wasn't there. He probably said something but I'm not going to write it and also the shuttle docked with the Normandy.
The six of you step out and take in the site of a 26th century ship.
Shepard looks between the three gods "Are you three always like this?"
Mark holds up a hand to stop Jeff from talking "If he answers that question, we will be here all day."
"Well since we don't have all day, let's get back to the Normandy."
The commander starts walking to the shuttle and Mark and everyone else follows him. Shepard puts a hand to his ear "Joker, prepare a greeting, we have three guests."
"Really commander? We just lost a few people and you're already replacing them? Man you work faster then Tali can keep up with."
Garrus almost busted a gut but he held everything under control. The green alian cracked a smile, but that was the extent of what he did. Mark also cracked a smile, for his ship had already sailed.
A few minutes later, the six were standing in a shuttle holding onto ceiling bars. The green alien holds up a hand by way of greeting "You all have introduced yourselves, but I have not yet given such kindness. My name is Thane."
Mark nods "Good to meet you Thane."
He looks over at Shepard "Sorry but I couldn't help overhearing your call with a man named Joker. You lost a few people he said?"
Shepard's eyes got a sad haze over them "We had a mission, a critical mission, some of my crew didn't make it."
Mark hung his head "My condolences."
"They were good soldiers, I couldn't ask more of them."
The rest of the shuttle trip was done in silence, or it would if Jeff wasn't there. He probably said something but I'm not going to write it and also the shuttle docked with the Normandy.
The six of you step out and take in the site of a 26th century ship.
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"Impressive ship." Jon says, looking over at Thane, "You don't look so good friend, what's wrong?"
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"Green skin doesn't mean the same thing if you're not human, you know. Also, hi Thane I'm Jeff."
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"I remember," Thane said "Your friend introduced you earlier."
He looks at John "How do you know of my illness."
Garrus coughs into his hand "Uh Thane, might not want to talk about that."
He looks at John "How do you know of my illness."
Garrus coughs into his hand "Uh Thane, might not want to talk about that."
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