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by Flagmauth Thu Dec 05, 2013 9:42 am
Here is the officially endorsed thread for taking quotes that are out of context or otherwise amusing.Gopher wrote:That's not something you hear a lot, is it, as sentences go.
For starters:
Me wrote:That's so awesome I don't care how stupid it is!
Me wrote:I AM A HIGH ELVEN SEX WIZARD!!!!!!!
Kinglemming wrote:[The apocalypse] is a tradition. It should be an annual thing.
Jadedcat wrote:We're going to have an apocalypse every year?
Kinglemming wrote:Why not?
Last edited by Mycrodeeth on Fri Feb 21, 2014 1:53 pm; edited 3 times in total (Reason for editing : Adding a quote that sums up the thread.)
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by Flagmauth Thu Dec 05, 2013 4:59 pm
Markiplier wrote:Don't you know, my whole family DIED in a musical, you insensitive BASTARDS! >:C
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by Flagmauth Fri Dec 06, 2013 9:33 am
He actually said "bid," but the mishearing was too good not to go on here.President WIN wrote:I'm waiting for [my classmate who shall not be named on the internet] to arrive. I bit him to get me chocolate.
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by OperaPhantom Sat Dec 07, 2013 6:25 pm
Mycrodeeth wrote: timebears are a thing now, I'm declaring it
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by A Blind Guy Sat Dec 07, 2013 7:39 pm
Sanya wrote:Laugh whenever you can. Keeps you from killing yourself when things get bad. That and vodka.
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by Flagmauth Sun Dec 08, 2013 11:29 am
Gopher wrote:Lydia...has been slow-motion moonwalking all night while I slept.
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by Flagmauth Mon Dec 09, 2013 9:01 am
I'd actually forgotten about this one until someone quoted me on FB:
This is, of course simplified; further counterexamples include that opinions that assert that Firefly is a bad show are of course laughably wrong and anyone who disagrees with my bloody and hyperviolent reaction to animal abuse is similarly at fault, but if I tried to shove every single exception into that one statement it wouldn't make as concise a statement.
Me wrote:"All opinions are correct... UNLESS you like golf."
This is, of course simplified; further counterexamples include that opinions that assert that Firefly is a bad show are of course laughably wrong and anyone who disagrees with my bloody and hyperviolent reaction to animal abuse is similarly at fault, but if I tried to shove every single exception into that one statement it wouldn't make as concise a statement.
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by OperaPhantom Mon Dec 09, 2013 7:44 pm
My mom made a larger copy of my brother's map of Canada for school. My dad and I thought it was funny out of context.
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by Flagmauth Wed Dec 11, 2013 12:07 pm
Me wrote:It's a rabbit with a pancake on its head; draw your own conclusions.
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by Flagmauth Wed Dec 11, 2013 12:12 pm
[beat]Dr. Leonard Hofstadter wrote:Sheldon, not everything is about you.
Dr. Sheldon Cooper wrote:I don't follow you.
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by Flagmauth Wed Dec 11, 2013 12:26 pm
Luft wrote:Oh, so Atlantis is in Poland now. That makes sense.
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by Flagmauth Thu Dec 12, 2013 3:28 pm
Me wrote:I'm a genius; I don't need to be smart!
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by Flagmauth Sun Dec 15, 2013 3:48 pm
The man with a fro wrote:See? Asking awkward questions helps!
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by Flagmauth Tue Dec 17, 2013 11:17 am
Media Tech 1 wrote:Those are not cheesecakes.
Let the record show this was about chairs.
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by A Blind Guy Tue Dec 17, 2013 3:36 pm
Sherlock Holmes wrote:"It was all a blur officer, I don't know how many times he fell out the window... I lost count."
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by A Blind Guy Tue Dec 17, 2013 9:11 pm
Inthelittlewood wrote:We're nerds, we don't deal in manly.
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by OperaPhantom Wed Dec 18, 2013 6:04 pm
Misspoken line.Lead of Musical wrote:If there's anything worth fighting for, it's a fight!
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by A Blind Guy Sat Dec 21, 2013 2:58 pm
Seananners wrote:Nothing says cucumber bouquet like Johnny Depp
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by OperaPhantom Thu Dec 26, 2013 4:11 pm
My mom wrote:I won't see you again until after the funeral.
She meant to say "Musical."
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by A Blind Guy Sat Jan 11, 2014 12:23 am
Tyrion Lannister wrote:Wake me if we are about to die.
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by Flagmauth Sat Jan 11, 2014 12:23 pm
Improper format and also it's Tyrion, assuming that's the character I think it is.
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by A Blind Guy Sat Jan 11, 2014 12:26 pm
did the best I could from an ipad, also that was a typo, darn touch screen keyboards.
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by Flagmauth Tue Jan 28, 2014 7:10 pm
Mycrodeeth wrote:How many strippers do you have in your mouth?
The above being directed at my 13-year-old brother.
Mycrodeeth wrote:THAT'S NOT EVEN WRONG IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION!
Mycrodeeth wrote:The laws of physics themselves have no elastic limit.
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