Re: The Quote Wall

by **Flagmauth** on Thu Oct 05, 2017 3:12 pm

Jon wrote:How do I deep-throat boobs?

by **Flagmauth** on Mon Oct 09, 2017 8:10 pm

Me wrote:I embarked on a blitzkrieg campaign of ass-kissing.

Sam wrote:I've just been unconsciously throwing around vaginas

by **Flagmauth** on Sun Oct 15, 2017 3:06 pm

Old man from D&D wrote:I feel like I'm two! Young and hot!

by **Flagmauth** on Sun Oct 15, 2017 3:51 pm

Paul wrote:All drugs lead to Rome

by OperaPhantom on Tue Oct 24, 2017 6:33 pm

John Green wrote:"I'm sorry that I chewed on all of our memories."

by **Flagmauth** on Thu Oct 26, 2017 11:17 am

Jon wrote:DICK TOAST FOR EVERYONE!

by **Helsing** on Wed Nov 01, 2017 11:50 am

Jeff wrote:How much research have you done on his endurance in the bedroom?

Me wrote:We are not having this argument right now.

by **Flagmauth** on Sat Dec 02, 2017 11:38 am

Marcus wrote:You'll enjoy your mom.

by **Flagmauth** on Thu Dec 28, 2017 1:46 pm

Fred Johnson wrote:The enemy of my enemy thinks I am a righteous bastard.

Jeff wrote:One of those sounds like a gay pornstar, the other sounds like a hell-themed bakery.

by **Flagmauth** on Sun Dec 31, 2017 8:16 pm

Jeff wrote:I can see "let's not orally fist the dog" being a priority.

by **Flagmauth** on Sun Jan 07, 2018 9:58 pm

Sam wrote:I need more STDs

by **Flagmauth** on Thu Jan 25, 2018 6:56 pm

Sam wrote:Pokemon is rock-paper-scissors with dudes.

by 99luftballons on Thu Feb 01, 2018 11:47 am

Some D&D quotes that I forgot to post:

@Flagmauth wrote:The cities drug problem is his [Helsing] fault, the current drug problem is your [Sirius] fault!

Luft wrote:How could you [Draco] forget that you are min-maxing? That's all you play

Luft wrote:You [group] somehow pass as hammered flower merchants through the gate manned with insane security

Sirius wrote:Deal me in...WAIT! How do you play poker again?

by 99luftballons on Sun Feb 25, 2018 4:56 pm

Luft wrote:Stop retroactively distracting me!

@Helsing wrote:Can velociraptors swim? Only in D&D does one need to know.

Luft wrote:It's not every day that I'm a 2 year old, isn't it?

Draco wrote:Will you stop putting hats on people. These are skeletons, some even have heads in their hat

@99luftballons wrote:"We're fighting an army of heads and pants!"

by **Flagmauth** on Sun Mar 18, 2018 5:33 pm

Me wrote:ALRIGHT! I'm gonna put the map and the chair, up his bum, 'til they come out his nostrils!

by OperaPhantom on Tue Mar 27, 2018 7:02 am

My Dad wrote:"Alright Hannah, you follow these things like……my bowels!"

by OperaPhantom on Sun Apr 08, 2018 9:36 am

Character in Play wrote:"Beware of Hootie-pie!"

by 99luftballons on Sun Apr 15, 2018 2:13 pm

Draco wrote:I know that the word c*nt refers to you!

Points directly at his brother

by Draco Flame on Sun Apr 22, 2018 4:40 pm

To the tune of row row your boat

@Draco Flame wrote:"Brave, Brave Pharaoh! walking down the street. There he goes he's running away! Now we see him Pee!

@Flagmauth wrote:"Paul you mean Jon! You Monkey!"

Draco wrote:"I'm a MONKEY!!"

by **Flagmauth** on Wed May 02, 2018 12:42 pm

Sam wrote:Do you poo and crap out the same hole?

Me wrote:One step closer to cat-centric world domination

by **Flagmauth** on Wed May 16, 2018 6:39 pm

Sam wrote:There are starving children in Africa who would kill for that food.

Jeff wrote:...Who would they kill?

Sam wrote:I didn't realize you hated African children

Jeff wrote:I never said that, I'm just concerned about this untapped industry of starving African assassins.

by **Flagmauth** on Mon Jun 11, 2018 2:21 pm

Jon wrote:I'm sorry, I can't hear you over this delicious homophobia

by **Flagmauth** on Mon Jun 18, 2018 1:19 pm

by **Flagmauth** on Sun Jun 24, 2018 3:18 pm

Me wrote:Brandon would rather perpetuate the slave trade than deal with the emotional problems of a fictional character

by OperaPhantom on Mon Jun 25, 2018 7:55 am

@Flagmauth wrote:"I've met Koreans, they don't have wings!"

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