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Post by Flagmauth on Sun Apr 09, 2017 4:30 pm

me wrote:We just scared a man so much we turned him into a Looney Toon.

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Post by Helsing on Sat Apr 15, 2017 11:57 am

Kon wrote:That's not the yuri I'm into. My yuri involves anyone above the age of 17.


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Post by Helsing on Sat Apr 15, 2017 11:58 am

Kon wrote:Have you ever tried being a 13 year old lesbian?

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Post by Helsing on Sat Apr 15, 2017 5:09 pm

Friend wrote:>You see, we had been hired to find a mime. A mime who had run away from a circus and hid at home.
>So, we went to his home and found not him... but his mother. She did not take kindly to six heavily armed adventurers traipsing into her kitchen and demanding her son's whereabouts.
>We tell her.
>She draws a knife...
>So, instead of murdering her like some were considering, I pulled the net off my belt and bring her down nice and non-lethal. Disarm her.
>Interrogation commences.
>Start busting up her house, mob style, when she won't cooperate.
>We quickly get that her son is hiding with some cultists in the basement of an opium den.
>Fighter to my right steals her door. It's a nice one, with one of those little mini-doors in it to look through.
>We all stare at him.
>"Why the door?"
>Shrugs. "Because I can."
>DM laughs in disebelief, but allows it.
>We are now six heavily armed mercenaries... one of which is carrying a door.
>Get to the opium den and inspiration strikes me.
>"Put our door in front of their door."
>Fighter complies, then I knock on their door.
>DM stares, but thinks. Shrugs.
>Their door has a mini-door as well. It opens and a face looks out... seeing another door. "What the hell?"
>Our mini door opens. Fighter in blue: "What's the password?"
>DM stares. ".... Your mother."
>Fighter closes mini-door, then swings the door to the side, as if opening it. "Come on in."
>DM stares again. Thinks.
>Their door opens and the guard starts to step out.
>I bum rush my way into the opium den, the whole party in my wake.

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Post by Flagmauth on Tue Apr 25, 2017 11:19 am

Redditor wrote:Will we soon be able to deploy autism by satellite guided missile?

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Post by Flagmauth on Sun Apr 30, 2017 5:49 pm

Jon wrote:set my cock to "pressure wash"

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Post by Flagmauth on Tue May 02, 2017 12:06 pm

PyrionFlax wrote:There's a pair of underpants here!...no it's a Deagle.

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Post by Flagmauth on Sat May 06, 2017 2:52 pm

me wrote:Sometimes family is like your dick; you shouldn't take it out in public.

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Post by Flagmauth on Wed May 10, 2017 9:24 pm

me wrote:I am the toilet paper of God.

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Post by Flagmauth on Sun May 21, 2017 3:50 pm

The Pope wrote:You! ASSHOLE! Give me money!

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Post by Flagmauth on Sun Jun 04, 2017 1:31 pm

Me wrote:I can't find anything that looks like my character so I'm gonna be Harry Potter in a bowler hat.

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Post by Helsing on Thu Jun 08, 2017 1:37 pm

Jon wrote:There's always room for child abuse.

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Post by Flagmauth on Mon Jun 26, 2017 7:46 am

Sam wrote:What if all snowflakes had penises?
Sam wrote:(for context, we are visiting the Little Bighorn monument) I think the tombstones mark where people died.

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Post by Flagmauth on Sun Jul 09, 2017 4:35 pm

Paul wrote:4chan drags you across the desert.

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Post by Flagmauth on Tue Jul 11, 2017 11:20 am

Discord user wrote:i'm busy looking at 2B in nier automata so i'll play the game soon

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Post by Flagmauth on Sat Jul 15, 2017 9:17 am

Jon wrote:Give me puberty or a bran muffin

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Post by Flagmauth on Wed Jul 26, 2017 12:11 am

Me wrote:It sounds like Alvin the Chipmunk deep-throating a jackhammer.

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Post by Flagmauth on Sun Aug 13, 2017 2:28 pm

Me wrote:We sold her body........for cannibalism, not sex so it's fine!

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Post by Flagmauth on Tue Aug 15, 2017 4:02 pm

Mom wrote:That's still not as funny as the active shooter.
Mom wrote:My brain is shaped like a butt.
Reddit wrote:Then what even is the point of having an existential dread fuckjelly?
Reddit wrote:Ah yes, my favorite form of anesthesia...murder.

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Post by Flagmauth on Sun Aug 27, 2017 3:19 pm

me wrote:Jesus is speaking
Marcus wrote:His name is "Ned," by the way
me wrote:Who, Jesus?!

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Post by Flagmauth on Sun Aug 27, 2017 3:59 pm

me wrote:The true use of necromancy: instant boy band!

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Post by Flagmauth on Sun Aug 27, 2017 10:11 pm

Sam wrote:I WANNA GROW UP TO BE A PENIS!

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Post by Flagmauth on Wed Aug 30, 2017 7:30 pm

Jon wrote:I have phlegm caught in my urethra.

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Post by OperaPhantom on Sun Sep 17, 2017 11:06 am

Dana wrote:"Do you think in an alternate reality where Christianity died out and Norse Mythology was still a prominent worldwide religion, would Jesus be part of the Avengers?"
Me without missing a beat wrote:"I get that reference!"
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Post by A Blind Guy on Thu Sep 21, 2017 10:16 am

Jeff wrote:Oh my Goooood the TUBESOCKS ARE RETARDED!

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